Friday, March 27, 2009


Is it so hard to find a naughty friend? 

Due to my geographic area I've set my bar pretty low.  I'm not looking for a super model or a porn star or anything like that.  I'm just looking for a woman who is as horny as I am ... I don't even care if she's in my city.  I want someone to leave dirty messages to,  have dirty conversations with and maybe act out sometimes.  

Of course idealy I would love to find a little sex vixen.  Someone I could fuck and lick and pleasure till she was saddle sore.  But I can't find either.  

WTF internet.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Spring Time

So this is one of my favorite times of year.  

Life all over is reawakening, grass is growing, trees are budding, animals are coming out of hybernation ... and to put it crassly, so are boobs.  I try not to be that guy and make it too obvious, but right now it's hard not to be a bit obvious about it.  There has been a lot of checking a "text message" and holding my phone at the appropriate level to look at passing boobs.  We midwesterners get used to seeing women covered up all winter long.  So these early days of spring where you see women in low cut top, shorts, skirts or any form of sexiness is a pleasant jolt to the system.  

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Fucking someone you work with

Does this happen? 

I know people write about it all the time ... but does it HAPPEN? 

I started thinking about my work and I just can't imagine it happening.  And really I think its an incredible turn on.  There are a few coworkers around my place of employ that I would love to sneak under my desk (or over it for that matter) but it just doesn't seem likely to happen.

Has this happened to anyone? Do you have any tips for it?